Legal Fun, No Objections—Enjoy a Smile with Us!
At Flanagan Law, we believe that a little humor and fun go a long way in balancing the serious work we do.
This page is where we share our lighter moments, from social media highlights to the occasional legal joke. It’s all about showing the human side of our team, connecting with our community, and spreading a bit of cheer.
Whether you’re here for a laugh or just to see what we’ve been up to, we hope this page brightens your day!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.
Why don’t accident attorneys play hide and seek?
Good luck hiding when they’re always looking for a case!
What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
The caterer.
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of fertilizer?
The bucket.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There’ll be skid marks before the skunk.
How do you save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Who’s liable if it breaks?
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Does the lightbulb have insurance?
Why do they bury lawyers 12 feet deep instead of six feet?
Because deep down, they’re good people.
